Cuppa joe coffee
He enjoys writing and playing crummy pretentious guitar love songs about coffee, his cats, and sometimes Irie.When Henry Stickmin enters the Airship with a Grapple Gun, Cuppa Joe is inside the surveillance room. Joe is actually quite a powerhouse of a unicorn, and attended Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, before dropping out to pursue culinary arts. He also adores sweets and baked goods, perhaps a little too much. He is an actual coffee addict and cannot get through the day without his morning cup. He has flirted with many of the Pandoraverse cast, including Artemis (who just scoffed), Bruce (who went crimson and squawked something rude), Rosemary (who giggled) and Cupcake (who just blinked at him). Joe is openly pansexual and a shameless, shameless flirt. Here's one of his favorites, Vienna: (she's a squeaky derpy attention-hungry lil fatass) He tends to name them after types of coffee. They are his babies and he loves them and knits them tiny sweaters. Joe has a bad habit of adopting stray cats. He is a close friend (ex-boyfriend) of Aerostorm, and sometimes takes revenge on Zipperflash for Stormy by brewing Zips a cup of decaf coffee. Joe enjoys an easy, semi-flirty friendship with Pandora, and miiight maybe enjoy occasionally slipping catnip into her coffee, just to watch her wig the fuck out, like an overgrown housecat. Joe is on record as the only pony that can actually fluster Princess Iridescence and make her blush, while Irie enjoys shapeshifting into different ponies just to screw with Joe's head. They are best friends that love each other, and spend many a night snuggled up with coffee and reading dusty books. Nopony knows whether they're friends with benefits, dating, in an open relationship, etc.the fact that they act as each other's wingponies when picking up dates only adds to the confusion. As adults, they have a deep, loving friendship (with benefits), though the true nature of their relationship is unclear. The two met as awkward preteens (Joe was dorky and chubby, Irie was tall and gangly as hell) and they bonded over a love of snarkiness and immature sex jokes. Joe's closest friendship is to Princess Iridescence, daughter of Celestia. Donut Joe argues that donuts are obviously superior to both. He is a typical elite coffee snob.do not mention canned coffee in his presence, unless you want an hour lecture on the merits of a "true" cup of coffee.Ĭuppa Joe is close to both of his parents, even though he and his mother occasionally get into loud perfectly polite tiffs over which is better, coffee or tea. Joe loves baking, brewing, interacting with customers, and managing his shop. He is intelligent and perhaps just a bit too sarcastic and snarky for his own good, and as Iridescence has pointed out, he was vain enough to name his coffee shop after himself It could be his charming personality, or the fact that he smells like fresh coffee cake every minute of the day. There is something inviting about Joe that makes ponies relax and enjoy themselves around him. Like his father, Cuppa Joe is a warm, friendly stallion, and his coffee shop is seen as a cramped, hidden gem among the restaurants of Canterlot. Nickname(s): Joe, Joey (by Princess Iridescence), Joseph
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Occupation: Barista, chef, owner of Cup o' Joe, a small coffee house in Canterlot
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Special talent: Coffee brewing, restauranteering Parents: Donut Joe, Cinnamon Chai (shown here: Species: Unicorn/Maleīuild: Tall, Bulky, a bit pudgy in the stomach (too many coffee cake pops) "A cup of decaf coffee is one of the greatest tragedies in the world, really."